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Quando eu nasci

Mame quando eu nasci, sua bolsa estourou?
Oii? O qu filha? (no aguentei...rs) - No meu amor, no estourou, nem sempre a bolsa estoura...
Ento voc tomou aquela injeo nas costas?
hm? (rs) - Sim, se chama anestesia, que serve pra mame no sentir dor quando o mdico corta a barriga, pra tirar o nen!

Filha como voc sabe essas coisas?
Eu vi no youtube mame!

Clara 4 anos
Mame Dani

 

 

 

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